Welcome to Seattle, Mom & Dad

Within hours of my parents arriving in Seattle, my parents witnessed a pimp making a deal with a john by shouting a phone number and instructions out of his car while stuck in traffic on Broadway on Capitol Hill.

Me: ...I swear that's the first time I've seen that happen.

What else will they see on their adventure out of the Midwest? No one knows! Hopefully not any homeless people's genitalia!