How to speak Hoosier

These videos crack me up. Not every dialect oddity applies to me since I grew up closer to Chicago, but it is pretty stereotypical for the rest of Indiana:

...I do this all the time. I always have to edit "anyways" down to "anyway" when I'm blogging. Mumble "prolly" instead of "probably." And I learned from this video that it's Meijer, not Meijer's. Dammit.

Pop is the correct way, not soda. ... and I have to try really, really hard not to pronounce "milk" as "melk." I've given up pronouncing eggs correctly - they will forever be aygs for me.

Damn youuuuu Indiana!