Sunday, August 14, 2011

The reason why you're single

No, it's not because you have reasonable standards of attraction and Seattle is just filled with ugly bitches who are deluded into thinking they're prettier than they are.

It's because you're a self absorbed douchebag.

This seems like a brand of Nice Guy Syndrome, but slightly different. "Nice Guys" focus on how women don't appreciate all of their nice acts, despite said nice acts being shallow manipulative ploys so Nice Guy can stick his dick in you, rather than genuine kindness, empathy, or respect. No, this seems like "Not Ugly Guy," where he has reasonable standards of who he's attracted to, but a city of over 500,000 people happens to be full of nothing but ugly women. Ugly, "dumpy" women who spend their free time sitting in (metaphorical) circle jerks talking about how pretty they are and concocting plans for tricking attractive men to stay in miserable relationships with them.

Slightly different, but there is a common denominator: Passive aggressiveness and pure delusion to avoid the possibility that you, Oh Perfect Penis Bearer, could have any sort of flaw.

It really boggles my mind how so many men can't comprehend that the way to get a date is to treat women like human beings, rather than some monolithic hivemind or dungeon level that can be easily solved with a strategy guide. Or worse, an item they quite obviously deserve, despite being raging dickbags who can't take a hint when their friends are saying they have too high of standards.

Translation: That's the nice way of saying you don't deserve the women you're aiming for. Probably because you're a raging dickbag whose justification for 13 years of singledom is blogging not-so-thinly-veiled misogyny.

Oh wait. I just disagree because I'm not pretty enough. Right. I always forget that.

EDIT: The author says he received a death threat because of his post. If this is true, that's despicable. I hope it wasn't any of my readers who did that, since we just got done talking about how that's not okay. Shred someone's arguments to pieces and point out their idiocy, but never threaten them.

1 comment:

  1. Humm, this guy is a bit lame... but really girls in Seattle are not among the hottest I have seen. I think San Francisco, Atlanta, New York,  and Orlando have very attractive girls.

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