The religious association, which calls itself the "voice of the Catholic medical community," writes on its website that while "homosexuality is not an illness," a host of treatments are available to keep such "inclinations" at bay. Possibilities include "constitutional treatments with homeopathic tools … such as homeopathic dilutions like Platinum," "psychotherapy," and "religious counseling." Among homeopathy's controversial treatments are the prescription of "Globuli," tiny pills that consisting mostly of sugar.
[...]As for the scientific basis of the treatments offered by the UCP, Winkelmann listed "medical-psychotherapeutic, philosophical and theological literature," the "minority views of psychotherapists," the "teachings of the Catholic church, the Holy Scripture," and the "homeopathy of Samuel Hahnemann," the German physician credited with creating the practice.
When your "scientific basis" includes "philosophical and theological literature", "teachings of the Catholic church," and "the Holy Scripture," you know you're dealing with top notch research.
This is patently ridiculous on a whole number of levels. One, homosexuality isn't something that can be cured, nor is it something that should be cured. But even if you did want to cure it, pseudoscientific bunk like homeopathy is probably the least effective way to do so.
Homeopathic medicine is nothing but sugar and water. When they say it consists of dilutions of Platinum, they mean they've diluted it so many times that there probably isn't even a single molecule of Platinum left in the pill.
Though I am curious as to why they used Platinum. Usually homeopathy goes by the notion of "like cures like" - that you put something that causes your problems into the solution and keep diluting it, and then the water will "remember" those bad molecules and flush them out of your system (Yes, it's that nutty). But what does Platinum have to do with homosexuality? Maybe it was too hard to dissolve the soundtrack to Rent? Since obviously stuff like that is what makes people gay, not hard-wired biology.
Maybe I shouldn't be complaining, though. I much rather have people receiving sugar pills as treatment than being forced to attend psychologically damaging gay reprogramming camps.