* Since PZ Myers has offered to shave his beard into a hideous '80s mustache if he wins -- and really, you should donate to our side for that reason alone -- Adam Lee at Daylight Atheism has agreed to grow a beard if Team Awesome wins. Thus preserving Atheist Blogger Beard Homeostasis, and preventing the world as we know it from collapsing into some sort of hideous beardly space-time nexus.
* Matt Dillahunty at The Atheist Experience TV program will do one episode of the show in drag.
* JT Eberhard of WWJTD? will shave his head... and wax his legs.
And what will Greta Christina do? I hear you cry.
* Greta Christina -- she said, with a quiver of dread in her voice -- will do karaoke.
Let me be very clear about this: I have never done karaoke. I have never wanted to do karaoke. I am a karaoke virgin. But if Team Awesome wins the Camp Quest fundraising challenge, I will pop my karaoke cherry. And I will get it on video, and post the video to this blog and to my Facebook page.
I'm throwing my own embarrassing bribe into the ring, though preventing PZ from performing beardocide should be motivation enough to donate to Team Awesome.
If Team Awesome raises more money than PZ by June 1st, I will attempt to learn how to ride a bicycle, and videotape the whole inevitably hilarious experience.
Yes, I never learned how to ride a bike. Yes, people (especially my family) like to tease me about this all the time. Yes, I feel ashamed when a 4 year old zips past me on the sidewalk without training wheels. No, you're not the first person who came up with the joke "It's just like riding a bike! ...Oh."
I say attempt in my statement because I can't assure you that I will succeed. A boyfriend tried to teach me how to ride a couple of years ago, and I failed miserably. Partially because he gave up on me - yes, I was that bad. But I will attempt, and either way I promise you will get hilarious footage.
But only if you donate to Camp Quest. I'd say so children can learn to be skeptical and ride bikes, but I have no idea if they ride bikes at camp.
And if you don't donate before May 31st? You will have to suffer through a 80's porno mustache on PZ. Not to mention an even bigger ego - who knew that was possible?
So do it! Donate!