Of course, prior to my talk I received the most convincing argument for the existence of God, so many I would have been a little more gentle than usual.
I mean, what are the odds of getting a tract about the banana being an atheist's worst nightmare while I was eating a banana?!? I'm convinced. Cancel the rest of my visit.
...I'm just kidding, of course. I hear CASH and UM is looking forward to destroying my liver. Will convert after that.