The perfect opening act for my talk

This was the room schedule from my talk in St. Cloud. Anyone who accidentally stuck around likely would have been very, very confused.


Of course, prior to my talk I received the most convincing argument for the existence of God, so many I would have been a little more gentle than usual.


I mean, what are the odds of getting a tract about the banana being an atheist's worst nightmare while I was eating a banana?!? I'm convinced. Cancel the rest of my visit.

...I'm just kidding, of course. I hear CASH and UM is looking forward to destroying my liver. Will convert after that.