Last night I had a dream that I was discussing Harry Potter fanfiction on a bus with my friend Julie. Little did I know, Dan Radcliffe was also on that bus, so he came over and sat near us. He started flirting with me and lamented the fact that women only want to date him because he plays Harry Potter, not for his real personality. Before I'm able to say that I like his real personality, he has to leave because he's playing Mulan in the live action version of Mulan. So he dresses up in Mulan-drag, but then aliens come and abduct everyone there but me. Then different benevolent aliens come and tell me that I'm the only one who can save them, but to do so I have to be transformed into a monkey. So I'm transformed into monkey-Jen, and transported to the alien ship by a collapsable R2D2. But I never actually rescue anyone because I waste too much time pondering why I can still speak English if I have a monkey body.
Lesson: Never eat suspect Chinese food right before going to bed. What the hell, subconscious.
Bonus Internet Poitns for whoever can come up with the best interpretation of my dream.