Friday, September 17, 2010

Kick off the War on Christmas with a cheesey Christian movie!

This is unintentional comedy gold:



I smell a a drinking game. Take a sip every time a stereotype or debunked fallacious claim appears. A very small sip - we don't want people getting alcohol poisoning.

I love this winning commentary from Steven Humphrey over at Slog:
In case you haven't noticed, atheists like me RUIN EVERYTHING for EVERYBODY. However, I will not ruin this. What follows is one of the most hilarious, anus-tingling Christian movie trailers ever, in which a small Alaskan town's Christmas is totally ruined by fat, evil atheist Fat Daniel Baldwin. As it so happens, Fat Atheist Daniel Baldwin is so jealous of hunky Christ Warrior Ted McGinley (who apparently competed with Baldwin for the affections of his own Mom... WHAT???), he'll do anything to ruin Christmas—even change a town banner to "Seasons Greetings" and man-handle an adorable child dressed as an angel. YOU FUCKING HORRIBLE BASTARD!!! C is for CHRIST, and C is for CHRISTMAS, you fascist, atheist MONSTER!!!!
Amen. ...Wait.

1 comment:

  1. I was just flipping through netfilx on my ROKU and saw that Christmas with a Capitol C is now available for streaming and I thought of you.

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