Wednesday, August 11, 2010

I'm going to NYC for a magazine photoshoot!

Please excuse me while I get some stereotypically girly glee out of my system:

SQUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!...Okay, I'm still insanely excited, so forgive me while I flail for a post. I was contacted by More Magazine about doing an interview for their piece on "Young Feminists." More is an American woman's lifestyle magazine targeted towards the 40+ demographic (not to be confused with the UK's More! Magazine, which I've been told is a somewhat trashy fashion/gossip mag). Eleven different "up and coming" feminists under the age of 30 have each been interviewed for the special piece, including yours truly. I agreed to do the interview before I found out that they were flying us all to New York City for a professional photoshoot.

If you've hung around here for a while, you'll know I have a horrible fascination with America's Next Top Model. It's a terrible show, but something about watching girls be ridiculous and catty without personally being a part of it is extremely addictive. Not to mention some shoots do produce pretty cool photos, and watching Tyra Banks's newest insanity while screaming at the TV with my roommate is oddly fulfilling.

...I may or may not have watched all fourteen seasons.
*shifty eyes*

So finding out I'm being flown to New York for a professional photoshoot is a bit of a fantasy of mine, a fantasy I never thought would actually happen since 1) I'm not exactly fashion model material and 2) Even if I was, I really have no interest in being a professional model. But to get to do it for a day is frankly awesome.

It didn't really dawn on me how this is a "real" photoshoot until I started getting more information. They're doing my hair and makeup. I don't even wear makeup. I don't want to be dolled up to the point where I'm unrecognizable - that would be kind of ironic for a piece on feminism - but I'm still excited. I've blogged before how one of the big reasons I don't do makeup is just because I have no idea what I'm doing, so I'm pretty stoked to see what I'll look like when someone actually does a nice job.

But reality really sank in when they asked me for my sizes and measurements because I'm going to have a wardrobe. WTF. A wardrobe! I don't know if this caused me more excitement or anxiety. I'm a jeans and t-shirt kind of gal, and I hate clothes shopping. I've always joked that I'd love to have a professional pick out clothes for me, but then it dawned on me that I didn't even know what my sizes were.

I mean, I know how tall I am, and my shoe size... But pants? Uh, 10-ish depending on the brand? "Long" isn't a legitimate measure for length? What, you want it in inches? You think I shop somewhere nicer than Old Navy? Shirts can range from small to extra large depending on how boob friendly they are. And a dress size? The last time I bought a dress was four years ago when I was two cup sizes smaller, so who knows if that's accurate.

Anxiety aside, I know it'll be ridiculously fun. My parents are just happy to get some professional photos of me out of it. I'm going to be thinking of all the stupid ANTM in jokes and "tips" the whole time. Smeyes! Ugly pretty, not ugly ugly! Find the light! Fierce!

Vanessa (roommate and ANTM mocking buddy): I still think you need someone recording the whole thing, it'd be hilarious
Me: It would be! Unfortunately I don't have a camera crew, and I think my brother and sister-in-law actually have jobs, lol. I'll make sure to take lots of photos and recount it in its full hilarity
Vanessa: Oh darn. That's too bad because you could have used it as an application for the next season of ANTM
Me: Rofl, that would be awesome
Vanessa: Yeah, and everyone would want you to win because you'd be the token plus size girl
Me: Yeah, me and my fatty size 10 pants*, hehe
Vanessa: lol

The one downside? Three years of screaming at the TV and thinking "I can totally do that! How hard can it be?!" will finally be put to the test. Uh oh.

So, I can't wait. I'll definitely document the experience and post about it afterwards, as it's sure to be interesting. And I'll let you know when the actual magazine comes out! At the very least, you can cut out my photo and slap it on your wall so I can pretend I'm something more than a D-list internet celebrity for a day, haha.

*Yes, size 10 is considered plus size on ANTM. I wish I were joking.

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