Sunday, August 15, 2010

Best atheist sex toy ever

I did leave out one highlight from my St. Louis trip because it was so awesome that it deserved a post of its own. I received what could very well be the Most Hilariously Creative Atheist Gift Ever:Me: *pulling gift out of bag* Oh, cute, a Flying Spaghetti Monster! ...*thinking* Wait, what is it attached to? Is this a blind fold? ...There's more in the bag...
Me: ...*look of confusion*
Everyone else: *looks of extreme amusement*

I'm now the proud owner of a Flying Spaghetti Monster bondage set.

Seriously, I'm not sure if this level of awesomeness can be topped. The St. Louis Skeptics have set the bar pretty damn high when it comes to creative godless gifts. I'm afraid to challenge future groups I visit to try and top this... but I'm not going to discourage them either.

Thanks for the awesome gift, St. Louis Skeptics, especially Claire, who I believe was the one who made it (if I'm wrong, please correct me! All your names started blurring together by 3am!). I think this is definitely a untapped niche market. Get cracking on that Atheist Sex Toy Etsy Shop!


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