A public service announcement for anyone interested in a wacky celebration that's coming soon. May is National Masturbation Month, and Sunday is the 10th Annual Masturbate-A-Thon. Nope, I'm not jerking you around! You can get more information on how to lend a hand at either of those websites, though they may be mildly NSFW.
This event might rub some the wrong way - the idea alone could probably give some people a stroke. But I have to give them a hand for such a creative idea!