EDIT: I'll put this disclaimer up top, since I think no one is actually reading my comments. I realize that sexist advertising does work, but I'm disappointed that it does. These ads stereotype men just as badly, if not worse than they stereotype women. I'm not sure why all you guys are raging at me so much since I'm on your side. Now if you'll excuse me, apparently I have to go prepare to tear off some testicles and shave my head or something (thank you, commenters, for proving my point).
There was so much buzz about the Tim Tebow/Focus on the Family Super Bowl ad that it ended up being kind of anticlimactic. I'm fairly apathetic about football; I'm one of those people who dutifully watches all of the commercials and then leaves the room when the actual game is on. But Jesus Christ - are Super Bowl ads always this sexist or have I just not been paying attention?
This year was so bad that it was hard to narrow them down to ten. But here's a showcase of what I consider the 10 most sexist ads from the 2010 Super Bowl:
Hurrrrr Megan Fox in a bubble bath. Everyone ogles her and/or frantically masturbates. That has everything to do with a cell phone.
Ha. He loves the tires on his car more than his wife. That's funny, right? ...Right?
You know, I think this commercial is actually meta-sexist. It's actually showing how fucking annoying it is to have men totally disregard your opinions because you're a woman. Too bad Budweiser fails to recognize this in nearly all of their other commercials.
Apparently even babies have stereotypical hyper-jealous girlfriends.
Men are the ones who are strong and brave and have to do random silly crap for their obligatory wife, right? I didn't realize Dove was originally just for women, but apparently I'm just not manly enough to recognize that.
Yep, because two stereotypically hot women talking to each other sexily while one rips her clothes off has everything to do with web hosting. Not to mention it totally reduced Danica Patrick to nothing but a hot babe. I'm not a NASCAR fan, but it's quite an accomplishment to be the first woman to win an Indy car race. Apparently that doesn't matter when you have boobs.
God, women. They're just so bitchy and demanding. They all make men do such tedious things like basic hygiene, and never, ever, ever have to do what her partner wants. I mean, psshhh, what relationships feature compromise? Instead you must assert that you want a fancy, manly car that obviously no woman would also want!
All men like sports. All women like shopping. Men who do not conform to these strict gender roles are whipped, spineless, and girly, therefor buy our product. ...Uh, what?
You know, I don't know if women or men should be more annoyed by these commercials. At least my gender is being portrayed as the one who is trying to engage in thoughtful intellectual conversation. Men? Yep, you're just all beer, sexually innuendo, and douche baggery. The problem is we're supposed to see this sort of behavior as humorous - I mean, who would want to go to a book club?! Anyone with a Y chromosome must sympathize with that dude, and run out and buy some Bud Light. Oh, and women? Eh, they're probably too busy drinking wine coolers or something, no need to advertise toward them.
I know there are probably going to be people who will say I'm taking this far too seriously. But you know what? These types of commercials are fucking annoying. It has become the norm to make fun of women as jealous, domineering, wet blankets whose goal in life is to whip men into submission and ensure they never ever have fun. We're supposed to laugh at these and go, "Ha, his girlfriend is a bitch. Amen brother." Why do people want to condone this?
Not only does it stereotype both men and women, but it effectively ignores women as consumers. These are targeted towards men, because obviously the Super Bowl is so pumped full of testosterone that anyone with a uterus runs away from all TVs screaming in fear. If it's not a joke about a stupid girlfriend, it's something pink and flowery that somehow assumes I want to lose weight.* Can't we just...I don't know, have gender neutral ads when gender neutral products are being advertised?
Sigh, I give up for now. I guess I'll go paint my toenails and emotionally manipulate some men before I go to bed.
*If you haven't done so already, you must go watch Sarah Haskins' Target Women series on advertisement towards women. She's hilarious, but the commercials are kind of depressing.