My mind is blown

Last night we had a pizza party and game night for the Society of Non-Theists' last meeting of the semester. I brought my Wii along, and being foolish, didn't bring the sensor bar. My logic at the time was that all the games I brought didn't require the sensor bar, so why waste time untangling it from the jungle of wires behind me TV? As I turned the Wii on in the classroom, I remembered that you need to use the sensor bar to click the button on the Wii menu that actually starts the game. You're unable to do this any other way - d-pad, joystick, and other random button mashing didn't work.

My first thought was "Well, fuck." My second thought was, "Wow Nintendo, I hate you. Way to make completely user-unfriendly controls just so people require your sensor bar." My third and most intelligent thought was, "The internet must have a solution."

I skimmed through a couple of pages of Google before I found something. It seemed so simple that I didn't believe it. I yelled over the din of pizza eating heathens, "Does anyone have a lighter?"

Oh my God. AMAZING.

The way a Wiimote works is by detecting infrared light. You can also produce infrared light with fire. Members and I looked on in awe as I controlled the Wiimote by pointing it at a flame. It seemed like freaking magic, but no - it was SCIENCE.

Science wins again, allowing a bunch of atheists to beat each other up in Brawl and die hilariously in Super Mario Brothers (cooperation is hard!).