Monday, November 2, 2009

Hmmm, I knew I saw a trend here...

A little late for Halloween, but still amusing:

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  1. Previous commenter apparently unhappy about perceived slight to Dracula?

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  2. Don't forget Jesus also wants you to drink blood and eat flesh...

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  3. That should be *Monster of* Frankenstein.

    [NitPicker/]

    Otherwise, nice description of a charismatic infectious re-animation fantasy.

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  4. I'm going to go post this on church doors.

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  5. Wouldn't Dracula also count as being resurrected from the dead? Being an undead vampire and all...

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  6. I'm grumbling because I know who posted this on Twitter for all to see.

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  7. I saw this in about seventy billion places on the internet

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  8. I know - I think we all did - my grumbling was meant mostly in jest.

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  9. Many who think that this is cute, cool, and quippy, .... better hope that along with Frankenstein, Dracula, and Zombies, that Jesus is a fairy tale too. Otherwise, if the Bible is for real, then you will actually become a suffering spirit that never rests.

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  10. Anonymous: "Many who think this is cute...better hope that...Jesus is a fiary tale, [I added the comma] too."

    Done!

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  12. Not to be threatening or anything, but die in a fire and burn in Hell.


    Ahhh. As Dan sez: "They shall know that we are Christians by ..."

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  14. Yes, because those who found this cute, cool, and quippy will transitively become spirts that never rest. It's so black and white, how could I have not seen it!

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  15. Any religon who says you will burn in flames for not following their savior is definitely proof of the 'tries to convert as many mindless followers as possible' category. ;)

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  16. I don't get this one, what is the point here? Why is it going viral? not making a lot of sense to me.

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  17. Those of you that love to sin will continue to be against Jesus and misinterpret His sayings. Laugh all you want but the day will come when you will regret you followed wrong teachers. What do I have to loose to believe there is a God? And what will you loose if it is found to be true? I will be persecuted no matter what , But I choose to draw my strength from something that keeps me encouraged to love and not hate others . Man has mistreated me not Jesus , they have been planted by your father the devil as you have..To try and ruin my life and cause me to commit self murder . I have lived in disappointment on the count of being mislead by so many deceivers in The churches as well as outside of the church evil is all around me daily. So quit bashing my Jesus and find something else to give your energy toward to be helpful and not harmful . This is my prayer to all of you . Yea i now keep my blank prayers you don't need them , But I do for you I love u no matter what .And willing to die for my Jesus as well . I will die one day you know !and so will you .And then I will find out if there is life after death ...You will to as well who will be right we will than get the answer Okay love ya!!!!

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  18. NeedHim:

    Pascal's wager? Are you bloody serious? Pascal's bloody wager?

    Would you accept such an argument if I were to make it to you with respect to Zeus, or Thor, or the Flying Spaghetti Monster? "Laugh all you want, for the day will come when you will regret rejecting and mocking His Noodliness... what do I have to lose to believe, and what will you lose if you don't believe and it turns out to be true? You just might be tied up with noodles and tortured for all eternity".

    Doesn't that sound ridiculous? Well, that's how you sound to me.

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  19. Hahahahahaha - owned.

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  20. totally true, good idea !

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