What should I wear?

In less than three weeks I'll be at the Creation Museum with PZ's enormous horde of heathens. But I'm having a serious problem, and I need your help.

I don't know what blasphemous/nerdy shirt to wear. I have too many!

Here are my favorite options, and there's a poll at the bottom where you can tell me what I should wear.

Official club t-shirt
*Quote is on back
Pros: School pride! Self pride since I designed it. Comfortable
Cons: Loose fitting, less boobage for others to enjoy

You Say Tomato, I Say Lycopersicum esculentum
Pros: Delightful biological nerdiness
Cons: So nerdy only biologists may get it (I've had this problem)

Spiritual Symphony Fin
Pros: Awesome looking, Jesus in a rock band will probably annoy the creationists
Cons: Must constantly deal with people asking me who the dude on the right is (They say Mohammad, I say Moses so I won't be destroyed)

Biblical Disaster
Pros: Will be absolutely amazing to wear in the room that recreates the Ark
Cons: Older shirt and a little less comfortable

Stand Back (xkcd)
Pros: Irony of trying science in the Creation Museum. xkcd is awesome. This shirt gives me super boobs
Cons: May be mauled by atheist men for being an atheist chick who likes xkcd. Wait, maybe not a con afterall...

So, what do you think?

I really probably shouldn't have added that last option, but I couldn't resist. If you're going to be a smartass, at least vote for a real option too ;-P

EDIT: Oi, there's actually a little poll widgit there, but it's no showing up in Google Reader. It does work on my website though. Damn you technology!