Why? While walking to lab today, I got my first cat call of the year. Woo. I don't know if there's something about warm weather that gets guys all worked up, or if it's the fact that I'm no longer wearing jackets and sweaters that hide my boobage*, but this always happens in the summer. Seriously, can someone with more testosterone than me explain this phenomenon to me? I really don't get why guys think it's so awesome to hang halfway out of their car whistling and yelling nonsensical flirtations to some random girl. I never know if I should be flattered, or if they're just doing it sarcastically to mock me...
Me: I don't get catcalling, like while you're driving away quickly. What's the point?
Male Friend: I think it's more about the guys in the group... guys don't do it alone
Me: Yeah, it was the passenger in a car. I just don't get it
Male Friend: Oh, so he was a Scrub. You don't want none of that.
Me: lol scrubs don't get no love from me, don't worry
*I've been told that I have "surprise boobs." Most of my shirts come up to my neck so no gratuitous cleavage, and from about September to April I'm wearing sweaters that apparently flatten me out. I've caused more than one guy to go wide eye with shock the first time they see me shirtless. This is why I don't get girls that flaunt cleavage all the time - it's so much more fun to take them by surprise! That being said, my threadless shirts are pretty tight in the chest, so I guess that shows them off a bit. You know what, I can't help that they make those shirts for skinny A cup girls... Wow, I've been a bit obsessed with boobs lately, haven't I? I can't stop talking about them! Boobs! Boobies! Breasticles! Ahhhhhh!!!