Hi there, random gushing nosebleed. Man, you used to stop by all the time when I was younger, but I hadn't seen you in a while! I thought maybe you had forgotten about me. But no, you decided to stop by again - lovely. I would have preferred that you didn't wake me up at 5:30 am so I had to dart to the bathroom, but I know you're just unpredictable like that. At least I figured out you were coming before you decided to splatter yourself all over my pillow. And it's better than those times you drop in when I'm in class, or better yet, during an exam.
Damn you, fragile nasal capillaries in changing weather! My mom got this a lot when she was young too. I just can't wait until I reproduce and my children are running around spurting blood out of their noses too. Joy.