Thursday, April 23, 2009

TMI time!

I had my annual womanly check up today. I find it quite depressing that that's the most action that I've gotten in months. A two and a half year long relationship with constant sex suddenly ending sucks ass. It sucks more ass when you're still living with your ex, and he's doing his new girlfriend who you have classes with because you're the same major. Yay!

...Yeah, sorry, I'll try to keep real life drama to a minimum. Had a couple Strongbows (friend got her PhD, celebration ensued, woo) and I'm sleepy. Three drinks also leads to sexual frustration. Sexual frustration and drinks lead to revealing blog posts that I will possibly regret in the morning. Oh well!

I am now going to cuddle with my pillow and dream of non-deadly pie, professors who want me for grad school, and sexy men (or a combination of the three?)


  1. I know the feeling.

    Indulging in drama is good for a bit, but like all things, it's possible to overindulge in it and then bad things happen. Though, that sounds like a terribly irritating situation you're in.

    Hope you get those three things. Mine are similar; sweet, delicious caffeine, a pass through bureaucracy, and smart women with glasses. <.<

  2. The combinatorial possibilities are endless:

    - sexy male professors trying to bribe you with pie to join their labs

    - offers to join labs devoted to the study of pie, full of sexy men

    - offers to join labs devoted to the study of sexy men using pie (Hypothesis: sexy men will ask the grad students out if presented with pie.)


  3. (N.B., as a sexy male, I can attest to the aphrodisiac properties of pie. Lusty women take note.)

  4. Oh! Don't forget sexy pies trying to bribe you with men to join their labs.

  5. Vibrator: it does a body good.