The American Family Association (which you know must be awesome because it has "Family" in its name and has a big Jesus fish behind its logo) is organizing a boycott of PepsiCo. Why? Because Pepsi is supporting the evil homosexual agenda! What sort of vile things has Pepsi done? From boycottpepsico.com:
- Pepsi gave a total of $1,000,000 to the Human Rights Campaign (HRC) and Parents, Families and Friends of Lesbians and Gays (PFLAG) to promote the homosexual lifestyle in the workplace.
- Both HRC and PFLAG supported efforts in California to defeat Proposition 8 which defined marriage as being between a man and a woman. HRC, which received $500,000 from Pepsi, gave $2.3 million to defeat Proposition 8.
- Pepsi requires employees to attend sexual orientation and gender diversity training where the employees are taught to accept homosexuality.
- Pepsi is a member of the National Gay and Lesbian Chamber of Commerce.
You don't believe me? Look at these horrible, horrible commercials and shows Pepsi are supporting:
See, Pepsi turned him gay! Noooooooo!
It's perfectly fine for three dozen women to drool over a hot guy, but once you add a single guy from Queer Eye it becomes the work of the devil!
And there's not even any Pepsi in the next one, it's just a show they sponsor:
Oh, heaven forbid, two guys making out, funny awkward discussion about sex. I've never seen that with a heterosexual couple on a tv show!
Well, I really must be doomed. I've drank so much Pepsi over the years that I must just be ready to burst at the seems with gayness. Sorry guys, but after I finish the 2 liter in my fridge, I'm going for the boobies only.