Shocking, I know.
So, most of you have probably seen the disturbing and stupid anti-gay marriage video released a little while ago by NOM. If not, crawl out from whatever rock you've been living under, explore the internet a bit, and watch it. Stephen Colbert, in his infinite genius, created a parody...er, I mean, very serious follow up video, which is hilarious and will make you feel a little better after watching the original.
The funniest part? NOM thanked Stephen Colbert for making the parody. Not only do they think he's a conservative pretending to be a liberal pretending to be a conservative (wrap your head around that wishful thinking), but they're glad he gave them the attention. Even though, you know, he was basically calling them all either ignoramuses or hypocritical closet cases. But it's cool, because there's no such thing as bad publicity, right?
Oh doublethink, you are an amazing and frightening thing.
PS: I hate all of you who want me to suffer through the Ken Ham book, but I'll probably do it. What are friends for if they don't encourage us to do horrible things? Maybe I'll read a good book first to offset the nonsense.